Name: Jake

Occupation: Lame-a-nator

Age/Height/ weight: 26/ 5'10/ 155

Favorite board: My 6'1

Skills: Dunno yet

Sign: Language? I don't speak.

Turn- Ons: Latin girls

Turn Offs: Smoking

Quote: Proverbs 3:5-18

Favorite pudding flavor: Chocolate

Favorite Surf Spot: Rockies

Years Surfing: 6

boxers or briefs: Neither

Favorite animal: My doberman

Epoxy or Polyurethane: Polyurethane

About me (random fact): I like to hunt.

If I had one wish it would be: A farm.

If Kelly Slater kissed me on the mouth I would: Think Pamela was one big coverup.

Best Surfer ever: Slater

Worst surfer ever: Haole Jim

SUP's?: Only for Laird

What would Devlin do?: Hump the couch

If I had a time machine: I would be a cowboy.