Occupation: 911 Emergency Operator
Age/Height/ weight: Wouldn't you like to know
Favorite board: I'm so bored I'm the Chairman of the Board
Skills: Walk and Chew Gum
Sign: Stop sign
Turn- Ons: The light when I'm entering a dark room
Turn Offs: The light when I'm leaving the room. What? You think I'm made of money?
Quote: “Hey! Where's my money?"
Favorite pudding flavor: Bondo
Favorite Surf Spot: Anywhere
Years Surfing: Since I can remember
boxers or briefs: I don't like boxing matches that are brief
Favorite animal: Porky pines
Epoxy or Polyurethane: Paper mache
About me (random fact): I was abducted by aliens
If I had one wish it would be: Not to have to fill out this stupid questionaire
If Kelly Slater kissed me on the mouth I would: Huh?
Best Surfer ever: What?
Worst surfer ever: Who?
SUP's?: What J Dub said
What would Devlin do?: Something stupid
If I had a time machine: I would be rich!